Saturday, March 20, 2010

Albino Squirrel: Caption?

This photograph was found in a book just a few days ago. It appears to be a man in a cassock/habit stooping towards a fairly friendly albino squirrel. It's the sort of image that begs a variety of interpretations in the form of CAPTIONS. Got any bright ideas? Send them along.
Father Albert (age 87) mistakes the albino squirrel for his guardian angel. Brother Timothy's skills in the treatment of animal wounds were put to use once again.

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Forgoing use of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, Brother Maynard, O.Cist., attempts to befriend the Killer Squirrel of Caerbannog

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Harold the Abbey Squirrel, moments before his passing, is anointed by kind-hearted Father Theophilus. Rumor has it that Abbot Melchior is considering a requiem Mass.
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  1. AnonymousMarch 27, 2010 at 10:58 AM

    During the Sacred Heart Seminary vs. Holy Angels Seminary football championship, Bill O'Donnell (SHS) punts what turned out to be an albino squirrel. The referees, after some consultation, determined the play to be good. The squirrel appeared to be unharmed and rather enjoying the sport.

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  2. Terry NelsonMarch 29, 2010 at 10:07 PM

    This is like church-bookstore humor isn't it? Yeah - I thought so.

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