Dear Fr. Z,
Whereas we had caught rumor of an impending visit by you to our store (aka Book Shrine), but whereas we have not yet had the pleasure of an actual visit in recent months, we hereby issue in your direction an invitatory taunt. And to render the taunt more poignant, it is hereby promulgated by the foot-high Dante statue which has resided in the Mediaeval Studies section.
Dante & the Loomatics