Ever seen the Thundercats cartoon from the 80s? I don't recall much about it, except for the lead character, Lion-O, and his "Sword of Omens", which magically extends to full length as he yells, "Thunder... Thunder... Thundercats... Hoooooo!"
I have for some time envisioned a more mature version of the Thundercats. Something like, "Thunder-Canon Lawyers".
These characters would be much like the Thundercats, except that instead of fighting Mumm-ra and other creatures, they bravely take on canonical issues ranging from the realms of marriage to church property. Brave warriors, these canon lawyers are a force to be reckoned with! Of course, they have swords and other handheld weaponry.
Corpus... Iuris... Canonici... Hooooooo!