Father Albert (age 87) mistakes the albino squirrel for his guardian angel. Brother Timothy's skills in the treatment of animal wounds were put to use once again.
Forgoing use of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, Brother Maynard, O.Cist., attempts to befriend the Killer Squirrel of Caerbannog
Harold the Abbey Squirrel, moments before his passing, is anointed by kind-hearted Father Theophilus. Rumor has it that Abbot Melchior is considering a requiem Mass.