[The recipient's name has been covered on the image above in order to protect identity and good standing amongst men.]
Just the other day a certain cleric visited the store and presented a gift certificate... from 1990! Certificates in this style have not been seen in many years. We endeavored to honor the gifted amount, but the cleric would have none of it. Rather, he wished kindly to share the humor in having only recently rediscovered the object.
[Here, a view of the certificate unfolded, with a nice reproduced, hand-sketched image of the store.]